A Python Crawled Out of the Toilet and Tried to Eat This Man's Dick - Gizmodo

Here at Gizmodo, we like to welcome the holiday weekend with some chill, vacation-worthy content. Like this story about a dude in Thailand who almost got his dick bitten off by a massive python that crawled out of his toilet. Advertisement. The man ...and more »

Thai bloke battles jumbo python in toilet todger thriller - The Register

A Thai chap's "morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement" was rudely interrupted earlier this week when a 4-metre python clamped its laughing gear round his todger as he squatted over the throne. According to an eye-watering report by ...and more »

Python sunk fangs into man's penis as he sat on the toilet - New Zealand Herald

It's every man's worst nightmare: sitting on the toilet and having a snake sink its fangs into your genitals. But for a man in Thailand, it was a nightmare that became a bloody reality when he sat down on the toilet in his home and felt a sharp bite ...and more »

Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python - Khaosod English

CHACHOENGSAO — It was less than a good morning for Atthaporn Boonmakchuay today. Not after a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go. Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed ...and more »

Toilet terror as python bites man's penis while he sits on the loo before bloody battle ensues - Mirror.co.uk

WARNING GRAPHIC IMAGES. U-bend horror for the man, who was going about his normal morning bathroom routine when the four metre-long snake clamped on to his privates. Share; Comments. ByScott Campbell. 10:23, 25 MAY 2016; Updated 17:09, ...and more »

3m python 'latches' onto man's penis while he's on the loo… no jokes folks - TheSouthAfrican

Stranger things have happened, but this sure ranks as one of the most terrifying. Can you even imagine? By Ezra Claymore -. May 26, 2016. Image Credits:Shutterstock. Ai ai ai. As if we don't have enough phobias floating about already. Ok so some of us ...and more »

Python bites Thai man on penis while he was using toilet - Mashable

A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet. Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television ...and more »

Snake bites Thai man on penis while he's sitting on the toilet - The Independent

A Thai man is recovering in hospital after an encounter with a 3-meter python that made its way through the plumbing of his home and latched onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet. Attaporn Boonmakchuay said the snake was "yanking very hard" as ...and more »

Toilet Snakes: They Can Happen Here Too - Gothamist

This python is waiting for you to poop so he can eat you. (kevdog818/istockphoto). Yesterday, a python crawled out of a man's toilet in Thailand while he was sitting on it and latched onto his penis. This horror story, an obvious sign that the ...and more »

Snake Bites Man's Penis In Toilet - AskMen

A very unlucky Thailand man squatted over his toilet only to be rewarded with a bite to the penis from a python. Miraculously, both the snake and the man's penis survived relatively unharmed. Long Story. How's your day going? Maybe doing that Thursday ...and more »